CALL FOR ACTION: CASE OF A PSYCHOTIC KLEPTOMANIAC GASPING FOR CASH

Vicki with her most significant runaway. The well is drying

It’s getting very hard for Vicki Polin to pay the rent and the food bill nowadays, as all of her former financial backers have fled the scene and no longer take her calls. She used to live on a mix of discretionary funds from a small group of rabbis, and as she moved from one city to another, schnor and steal, borrow and never return. But the well has run dry and Vicki, classified unfit for work by the Social Security Administration, is seriously confronting the dry season ahead.

Hence her fund raising email, informing her readership (many of whom, like myself, are sticking around to see who gets it from her next), that she would have to charge them for the privilege, unless they come up with the dough voluntarily.

This is, of course, nothing but a marketing ploy. Should Vicki, indeed, start cutting off subscribers who won’t pay, she’d be left with a handful of nuts who know her shtick by heart anyway. So, if you ever considered sending good money to bad people, remember: A penny sent to Vicki Polin is a penny in the hand of a kleptomaniac with serious psychotic issues, not the least of which is her satanic delusions which include recovered memories of eating her incest-born newborn babies in a Frankist-inspired ritual.